Welcome
Meteors and
heartache
And Chlamydia
have
Avoided
you.
Your perfect
smile
Has never been
knocked
Into your
stomach
And your
lovers
Are fresh, sane
and
The most sought
after
In any
room.
You can’t dream
you’ll
Ever end up
begging
Someone used and
scarred
Not to leave
you
In the
darkness.
But you
can.
You
will.
Welcome.
Pinata
You were our first
lesson
In rage and
greed
Possibly
love.
Our smiling
guardian
Put the
stick
In our small
hands,
Blindfolded
us
And whispered
that
Unspeakable
treasures
Awaited us when
we
Destroyed
you.
Spun around
and
Drunken with
images
Of unimaginable
trinkets
We became whirling
dervishes
Of lust and
anger,
Whacking and thumping
away
At your broken
smile
Way past nap
time,
Until frustrated
with
Our lack of killer
instinct,
Our teacher sawed
you
In half,
spilling
Far less enticing
bounty
Than we had dreamed
of.
Some rushed forward
and
Grabbed and
devoured,
Others stood back
and
Cried over the
carnage.
Either way we all
learned
Who we would be that day.
My
Dick
My dick fell
off
Last
week.
Since then things
have
Been
stupendous.
I’ve been writing
poems
And learning to cook
Portuguese
And I think I’ve even
found
A cure for
cancer.
Last night I spent six
hours
Pushing around one
pebble
In my Zen
garden.
Did you know
women
Have
eyes
And some of them
have
Even learned to
speak?
It’s the
dambdest
Thing.
The Way I Got it
Figured
Every bar
dog
Who wants
or
Succeeds
in
Fucking
her
For the
price
Of a
drink
Makes
me
A better lover.
The Pretend Mobster With
the
Colostomy
Bag
The second
time
This cocksucker
fired
Me it was for
real
And we ended
up
Shouting about
respect
And dead fish
in
The parking
lot.
He called me
Tommy
And always
wanted
To fuck my
girlfriend,
A fact I
exploited
To pilfer
thousands,
But now he
wanted
To go to
war
Over $75 and
a
Bottle of
Dom.
I’ll piss on your
grave,
Old man, and
don’t
Bother sending
that
Fish I’ll be
out
With your
wife
When it arrives.
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