No Static Neil Wellon
Bath, Pa


 

 

 

Neil Wellon
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Political Humorist. Satirist. Illustrator. Right to Free Speech Advocate. Cartoonist. Tattoo Artist. All of the above.

First online work to appear in Thunder Sandwich # 14. June 1st, 2001.

Digital & technical assistance provided by Haze @ http://www.UrbanDecay.Org

Contact: nostaticneil@aol.com
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• What do you do for a living?
Presently I am on disability with a condition that few people are aware of. The late effects of polio have put me into a wheelchair after a life of fairly normal physical activity. Prior to this I have been in industrial management and purchasing. I have been a working musician since grade school.
• Who are your favorite artists?

In musicThelonius Monk, Cannonball Adderley, Charles Mingus, Donald Fagan, Josef Zavinul, Horace Silver. In art, Jack Davis, Leonardo, H.R. Geiger, R. Crumb.
In literatureKurt Vonnegut, Jean Shepherd, J.D. Salinger, Philip K. Dick.
• What influences you to write about/how you do?
My main influence is the rampant hypocrisy and irony that is the result of our Democracy being run by the same handful of power-mad egomaniacs whether they call themselves Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green, Communist or whatever. your vote does not count. What could be better!
• Where do you see the underground writing scene in 25 years?
In the year 2026 the entire underground writing scene will be in suppository form. By then we will have learned that the silicone chip brain implant was folly and anything that we consider to be a product of today's underground writing scene will be available at K-mart 20% off.
• from cait - describe the smell of sex in 25 words or more…yaaa -
I had to ponder this one, Cait. Sex with a chicken smells foul. Sex with your mother smells inappropriate. Sex with the dead smells rotten. Sex with a rubber blow-me-up-and-fuck-me doll smells pathetic. Sex with yourself smells familiar. And sex with you, Cait, smells cyber.
Regards, Neil

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